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justin bieber gets hit with: water bottle!

August 10, 2010

I’m sorry Justin (Beaver), but this was really funny! And I doubt it was supposed to feel good.


get ready for: lady guyga!

June 29, 2010

The infamous Lady Gaga has got the girls talking again. This time as Jo Calderone, an alter-ego of sorts. She recently did a photoshoot for Vogue Hommes Japan dressed as a man. Not surprisingly, she pulls off being a man really well. I didn’t know it was her until I read about it. Not sure if this will be any indication of the *imagery* or *theme* from her upcoming album, or if she just felt a little cocky that day.

What do you think? I kind of love it.

lil boosie indicted for: murder!

June 17, 2010

Baton Rouge, Louisiana, rapper Lil Boosie was indicted on a first-degree murder charge by a grand jury Thursday (June 17), stemming from an incident in October that left one man dead.

Two other men, Michael Louding and Adrian Pittman, were also indicted on similar charges, according to Louisiana CBS News affiliate WAFB. The Trill Entertainment rapper and his associates were indicted for multiple drug-possession charges as well.

Police records say Boosie and the two men fired shots into the home of Terry Boyd, then 35. The rapper allegedly was in possession of ecstasy, codeine and marijuana. All three men were charged with conspiracy for their part in the act, police say. A district attorney said the death penalty was not out of the question.


cop punches 17 year old girl: in the face!

June 16, 2010

This upset me so much! I really don’t know what is going on. I read the cop was going to arrest the girl for jaywalking, and then the other girl stepped in and got punched. If that’s the case, the girls shouldn’t have been resisting arrest (even though being arrested for jaywalking is stupid), and the one girl should not have jumped in. BUT, the officer should definitely not have handled those girls like that, and he especially should not have punched the underage girl in the face like she was a grown man who robbed a bank. Crazy. Like I said, I don’t really know exactly what was going on, but it’s just not cool in any regard. What do you think about this? Leave a comment with your opinion. I think both the girls and the officer need to be reprimanded.

let me just: vent!

June 4, 2010

I am so hungry. And I’ve been hungry for like 2 and a half days. It’s like a vicious cycle. One would be quick to say, “Just eat!” If only it were that simple! For the past two days, we’ve been getting our floor remodeled. Never mind me being disturbed from my little three hours of sleep early in the AM (I stay up late) due to the construction noises. Let’s just focus on the fact that I can’t walk into my kitchen for hours at a time! When I actually can go in there, I have to step carefully on the different tiles and hope one doesn’t slip.

Despite being broke, I actually gave in yesterday and went to McDonald’s. I was so desperate for food. Good thing it’s cheap to eat there. One thing I’ve learned about myself is that I’m usually a very positive guy who hardly ever gets angry, but I become very irritable when I am hungry (and tired). So let’s just say, I am not myself tonight! For the second day in a row, I can’t walk into my kitchen and it’s pissing me off. The floor’s almost done (or so I think) and I thought I could walk downstairs just now and get some chicken my mom made at her friend’s house. But nooooo, they just put wax on the floor. Can’t walk for like 20 minutes. I’m just so pissed.

And even when I do manage to get into the kitchen, there’s no food! URGH Njgkv,fen sivfjkb v!! That’s how I feel. The floor guy is just doing his job, so I can’t be mad at him but…

chace crawford caught with: weed!

June 4, 2010

Chace Crawford from “Gossip Girl” was arrested in Plano, Texas for possession of marijuana … cops confirm to TMZ.

We’re told Crawford has bonded out of jail.

Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces.  The charge is a misdemeanor.


Chace Crawford and his friend were caught with an unlit joint! He should have lit it and smoked it sooner! Oh, well. I’m not judging. This just makes him seem more human to me, and less like a mannequin. Speaking of mannequins, let’s talk about how much face he is giving in his mugshot. I bet Tyra will put this in the Top Model apartment next cycle as guide on how to correctly and efficiently Smize.

american idol: finale!

May 26, 2010

Tonight was the finale of American Idol’s 9th season. Now, I stopped watching American Idol around the time Carrie Underwood won in season 4. It just lost it’s appeal to me. Now besides the auditions, a random mid-season episode or two, and the finale if nothing else is on, I don’t watch the show anymore. The only reason I tuned in tonight was to see Christina Aguilera perform. Luckily her performance was fairly early in the show.

After underwhelming performance on The Oprah Winfrey Show, I was very satisfied with this performance. It started off with the Idol girls singing a medley of Beautiful, then segued into Fighter. After I said “Where’s Xtina” for about the tenth time, Godtina came out and hit the big note in Fighter. Just when we all thought that was it, all the extras exited stage left, and Christina was left there with her voice and her microphone. She sang a heartfelt version of You Lost Me, a ballad co-written by Sia. It was great and proved all Christina needs is her voice and her mic to shut a performance down. After all the hate, shade, and negative comparisons, there’s only one voice of our generation, and she just reminded us who owns it!

Surprisingly, I continued to watch the show even after Christina’s performance. It was a little entertaining, despite not having watched this season. It was Simon Cowell‘s last show, so they made a big deal out of that. Paula Abdul made an appearance, too. She came out like one of big reveals on Extreme Makeover. It was dramatic. She started to ramble, and it seemed like she was going to be a big tran-wreck. Then she finally made her point. Whatever it was, I forget. Something about Simon.

Another highlight of the night was Janet Jackson‘s performance. The Idols sang a version of Janet’s #1 hit song Again from 1993. Then the legend came out sporting her new short cut, and sang her newest single Nothing from her latest movie Why Did I Get Married (oh the memories…). While she’s never been a powerhouse vocalist, she proved she’s no Britney Spears. She actually has a voice, and can sing live. After her ballad, she ripped off her Matrix costume, revealing ANOTHER Matrix costume, and sang her classic song Nasty. He busted out a few moves, and reminded us she’s Ms. Jackson if we’re nasty.

After two hours of the Idols butchering classic songs, a few video montages, and a few Idol rejects coming back and bringing the lolz, the winner was finally crowned. Lee DeWyze was named the newest American Idol. I named him the newest flop winner. Let’s keep it real, all of the male winners have been flops, and he is reminding me of them. I didn’t watch this season besides two episodes, but I wanted Crystal Bowersox to win. Whatever. What did you think of the finale?

50 cent sheds: 50 pounds!

May 26, 2010

I was a little scared when I saw these pictures. Not an image you want to see when you wake up in the middle of the night (or ever, in life). In order to play a man with cancer, 50 cent lost over 50 pounds. I can respect the commitment of an actor, but woahh! That can’t be healthy. He actually does look sick. Let’s just hope the movie revitalizes his career in some facet. If not, all of our eyes just suffered in vain.

granny & grandson are having: a baby!

April 30, 2010

Pearl Carter, 72, says she has never been happier after beginning an incestuous relationship with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey.

The pensioner, from Indiana, US, is using her pension to pay a surrogate mother so they can have a child, reports New Zealand’s New Idea magazine.

She said: “I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion. I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me.

“Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.”


No words.

whitney puts two guys: on blast!

April 27, 2010

Two guys in the front row of a Whitney Houston show did not show very much enthusiasm, prompting her to call them out. “Y’all the coolest brothers I ever fuckin’ met!” Alright, nippy! You are a God fearing woman, remember. She proceeds to go in on them for not standing and praising Queen Whitney, and they proceed to stay seated. Whitney may be playful, but she is not amused.