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christina aguilera: something’s got a hold on me!

August 12, 2010

This scene from the upcoming movie Burlseque has been previewed. As if I weren’t going crazy for this movie already, this scene gave me life. Christina Aguilera‘s character Ali Rose closes shop and belts out an Etta James classic Something’s Got a Hold on Me. With a voice like that, she’ll always be my favorite singer. I’m so anxious to go see this movie over and over again in theatres, with Xtina and Cher‘s big voices blaring from the big screen.


beyoncé: why don’t you love me?

May 4, 2010

Beyoncé was a little bored on her vacation, and decided to be a metaphorical stork by making a video for her fans. Why Don’t You Love Me is not B.B. Homemaker’s new single, but that’s never stopped her from making a video before. I think it’s a cool video. I like the grainy, 50s/60s aesthetic. Nobody’s really doing that right now, so it’s cute.

don’t be tardy for: the party!

March 9, 2010

There have been rumors that our favorite Atlantic Housewife/wiggie/”singer” has been engaging in lesbian affairs. Sorry, lezzies, she says this is not the truth! And we can trust Kim, she never lies.

After her sexuality was questioned in the media, “The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s” Kim Zolciak wants to set the record straight, and told PEOPLE she’s “in a great place” with her as-yet-unnamed, still-not-divorced boyfriend, Big Poppa.Rumors that Zolciak was involved romantically with deejay Tracy Young kicked into high gear after Zolciak’s performance of her single, “Tardy for the Party,” at the Atlanta, Georgia, nightclub Gold Room on February 26.

Throughout the evening, there was visible tension between her and Young, who was repeatedly rebuffed trying to enter the bathroom where Zolciak was preparing to take the stage.


Maybe she’s lying. Maybe it’s the truth. Maybe a new season of the show is coming and this is a publicity stunt. I just don’t know. Why can’t she just make more music?! I want a Tardy for the Party album. Stop being a tease, Kim Zolciak! Her hit single will have to hold me over until that day comes.

tran-wreck: naomi campbell!

March 2, 2010

Apparantly Naomi Campbell is on the run today! She reportedly slapped and/or punched her limo driver, then got out of the car and made a run for it. She was last seen running away from the scene in Midtown, on 58th and 2nd. Wow, I’m so shocked! Who would have guessed Naomi Campbell had a bad temper? I bet Tyra knew.

This makes me a little upset, because I’m pretty sure I was walking home from school around this time, and I walked down 2nd today. This means I barely missed the incident. I would have been all over that! I would have tried to sneak a picture of her running like a gazelle into the distance (or Queens or the Westside or wherever she ran). She probably would’ve punched me, too.


trina is upset about: nude pictures!

March 2, 2010

Finding the online leaking of her nude photos leaked is so wrong, Trina has requested the help of FBI to deal with the case. In an interview with MTV News on Monday, March 1, the Miami-based rapper opened up about her decision to bring in the intelligence agency when discussing about the blowing up of the raunchy images.

“I just think it was my personal stuff and for someone to do that is so, so wrong,” the 31-year-old explained after revealing that the images were from her cellphone which was stolen during the BET Hip-Hop Awards in October 2009. “So now I’m actually having it looked into by the FBI and it’s gonna be a bigger situation than just leaked photos. Hopefully we can deal with the situation and put an end to it.”


I’m happy for you and I’ma let you finish Trina, but you being mad about nude pictures of yourself leaking does not quite stir my soul. It’s not like I haven’t seen everything on your body (except your orifices) in your music videos since I was nine years old. And didn’t you used to be a stripper?

some of my favorite ladies: beyoncé and tyra!

February 18, 2010

Re-apply the glue to your lacefronts, y’all! It’s our favorite wiggies!

Like a shameful, unloyal anti-Smizer, I have not been watching Tyra Show this season. I didn’t have a TV in my dorm last semester. Plus, when I went home my DVR would refuse to record her show. Yes, my DVR has its own preferences and I’m an enabler of that. Even so, I do catch the most important segments of Tyra. Which I guess is best, since Tyra is best consumed in small doses.

Since I didn’t catch Beyoncé on Tyra the other day when it aired, I just sat through two YouTube videos to see her. Or Sasha Fierce. I think they took turns (a la Mary-Kate and Ashley on Full House).

As much as I want to get on Beyoncé about everything she does (that’s the late 90s Destiny’s Child fan in me who is still suspicious about the breakup…), you just can’t hate her. Given, she’s probably the best performer of this generation, but she’s also so nice and humble in her interviews! I’ve been waiting for her to drop the act for the past 10 or so years, but maybe it’s just her. I believe she is just really a good person. One day I’ll let go of the DC scandal stigma, and just love her unconditionally (in Beyoncé’s name I pray). After all, she is my second favorite singer. I’m such a weird fan.

That said, I still don’t agree with some of the Grammys (the whole show period is a messy, “classy” version of the VMA’s), but what’s done is done. Check out the interview!