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kiely williams: spectacular!

April 7, 2010

Our favorite Cheetah Girl (y/n?) is showing her… tail. Kiely Williams, the lead lisp from 3LW, throws class out of the window for her new song and video Spectacular. I don’t know if there is an album following this or what, but I won’t waste my time Wikipedia’ing her, because nobody’s really checking for her. Right?

I think what is most shocking (never mind the obviously high budget) is that there was no warning. One day you’re strutting like you mean it in the Cheetah Girls Movie, then you disappear, and NOW you’re hoing around with a guy that looks like a muppet. I just… Okay?

Don’t judge me, but I do kind of like the beat and think the chorus is slightly catchy.

snoop dogg wants to replace: simon cowell!

March 31, 2010

So this season will be Simon Cowell‘s last season on American Idol before he leaves to host the American version of his successful UK singing competition The X Factor (responsible for Leona Lewis among others). Snoop Dogg feels like he’d be the perfect replacement.

With Simon Cowell set to leave “American Idol” after this season, everyone is vying for the open position, including Snoop Dogg, who told Larry King why he should fill the tough Brit’s seat.

“I like ‘American Idol,’” said the hip-hop icon, who’s branched out into film, TV, and even porn. “I think I would be the perfect host to fill in.”

The Doggfather feels he is more than qualified to sit at the judges’ table alongside Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi, and Ellen DeGeneres. “I understand the dynamics of music and I see stars before they’re made,” he told King. “I feel like they be passing up on some good people ’cause they don’t really have it together on their first try.”

Despite his busy schedule promoting his new CD/DVD More Malice, Snoop tries to catch the hit show every now and then, but he may need some brushing up. “I watch it occasionally. I like to see what it do ’cause [there’s] always some new talent that’s hot. The four or five people that I’ve seen that won on the show are still doing well—Ruben Studdard, Fantasia, Jennifer [Hudson], and the boy that played the harmonica… What’s his name?”


usher: omg!

March 30, 2010

(I didn’t intend for this to happen, but) It seems to be Usher day! Here’s another new video from Usher that features (my favorite nappy-headed ho) The video’s a mixture of Ne-Yo and Justin Timberlake’s most recent videos, plus the lasers from Yeah! Nothing too special, but not bad. He even pretends that he’s in the matrix at one point! Work.

i’m on: spring break!

March 27, 2010

Don’t judge me for being excited and not hiding it. I’m on Spring Break! A little later than most schools, but it makes sense, because it coincides with Easter. Easter is the reason for the season, (Holla!) so my school’s Spring Break wins! Yours fails.

I have been home for a day or so. I’m enjoying it. Besides a mini day and a half visit back in February, I have not been in New Jersey since January, when I was on my long Winter Break! This one is a little shorter, but long enough to make a couple hundred trips to Wawa, Rita’s Ice, and my favorite Chinese food place, Jiang’s. Oh, and I guess to see my friends.

I love New York City, but when I come out of the Lincoln Tunnel into my home state, I feel like a burden is being lifted. I don’t know what it is. I think it’s the burden of having to be defensive, alert, and fast-paced 24/7. You have to be like that when you’re living in the biggest city in the country, so it’s a relief to come home and relax. And for the first few minutes, it’s nice to actually see grass and trees, instead of concrete and skycrapers. Then that gets old, especially when it gets dark and there’s no streetlights to illuminate this wooded suburbia.

Well, I have a little over a week left here, and I am trying to enjoy it! If I like you and you’re in Jersey, let’s hang out! Yes, Snooki, that means you.

Meet me at the boardwalk!

twitter catfights: chris brown & soulja boy

March 24, 2010

There has been a war of words between (my favorite people ever) Chris Brown and Soulja Boy. It started when Soula Boy tweeted:

“#ListenB**ch add @ChrisBrown & @BowWow followers together and you still aint half way f**kin wit me lol”

In response, Chris tweeted:

“@souljaboytellem and @bowwow what yall make in a show i make for an hour at an afterparty… jus sayin.”

I don’t know why (little) Bow Wow comes is relevant in this, but he is. For everyone’s sake, let’s hope he doesn’t join in. We don’t need him giving anybody all that fever.